She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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