At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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