I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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