Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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