Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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