i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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