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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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