It was confusing and full of hummus
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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