I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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