go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize