no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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