..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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