So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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