***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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