I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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