What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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