How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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