My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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