Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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