Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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