Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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