Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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