Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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