Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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