thus making me awesome and them whores
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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