Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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