I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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