His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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