I wish I could punch you in the face.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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