summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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