we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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