just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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