you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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