people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
