After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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