so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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