Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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