brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
North Korea, Best Korea!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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