I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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