Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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