Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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