I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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