Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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