Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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