his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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