Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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