i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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