It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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