i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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