just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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