You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
