Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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