Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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