those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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